Kennedy said Trump had the most “unhinged” diet of the administration officials.
“The interesting thing about the president is that he eats really bad food, which is McDonald’s, and, you know, candy and Diet Coke. He drinks Diet Coke at all times,” Kennedy said. “He has the constitution of a deity. I don’t know how he’s alive, but he is.”
Trump will live to be 100 and the preservatives will ensure his body never rots.
They’ll be studying his body in a thousand years like the Egyptian mummies.
They can skip the embalming and just chuck him under some glass after he croaks
He’ll be kept under a heat lamp with a side of fries.
They’ll have to change the fries out periodically like the guard at the tomb of the unknown soldier
He will become our reality’s first living ghoul
I’m half his age and I have no doubt he’ll outlast me