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Guys literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting.
I need to frame this for my living room.
At least give the poor guy a crowbar if he has to fight the mantis
Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we’re postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we’ve got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line on the floor. You’ll know when the test starts.
You fought with the dream mantid and it scared you. I studied mantis kung fu under the dream mantid and I won the fight against the local bully.






